Strat-O-Matic Report
BOXSCORE: 2008 Santa Fe Trailer Bitches At 2008 Chainsaw Proctologi 5/28/2009
Trailer Bitches AB R H RBI AVG Proctologists AB R H RBI AVG
T.Helton 1B 4 1 2 2 .231 W.Taveras CF 3 1 0 0 .294
F.Tatis LF 3 0 0 0 .324 B-J.Baker PH,3B 2 1 1 1 .231
E-J.Hairston Jr LF 1 0 0 0 .352 S.Schumaker RF 4 0 3 2 .274
S.Drew SS 4 1 3 0 .257 G.Anderson LF 3 1 0 0 .239
K.Kouzmanoff 3B 5 1 2 2 .268 M.Thames DH 4 1 1 1 .241
C.Beltran CF 4 0 1 0 .276 L.Overbay 1B 3 0 0 0 .287
I.Kinsler 2B 4 0 1 0 .299 C.Gomez 3B,SS 3 0 1 0 .329
D-M.Loretta 2B 0 0 0 0 .231 F-B.Harris PH,SS 1 0 1 0 .265
A.Laroche DH 4 0 0 0 .191 G.Laird C 3 0 0 1 .215
C.Snyder C 2 1 0 0 .146 A.Hill 2B 4 0 1 0 .286
G-M.Prado PR 0 0 0 0 .328 J.Wilson SS 2 1 1 0 .208
H-J.Flores C 0 0 0 0 .272 A-B.Dewitt PH 0 0 0 0 .295
A.Jones RF 4 0 0 0 .235 C-K.Fukudome CF 1 0 0 0 .295
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Totals 35 4 9 4 Totals 33 5 9 5
A-Pinch Hit For Wilson In 7th Inning
B-Pinch Hit For Taveras In 7th Inning
C-Subbed Defensively (CF) For Dewitt In 8th Inning
D-Subbed Defensively (2B) For Kinsler In 8th Inning
E-Subbed Defensively (LF) For Tatis In 8th Inning
F-Pinch Hit For Gomez In 8th Inning
G-Pinch Ran For Snyder In 9th Inning
H-Subbed Defensively (C ) For Prado In 9th Inning
Trailer Bitches. 0 0 0 0 2 2 0 0 0 - 4 9 0
Proctologists... 0 0 2 1 0 0 0 1 1 - 5 9 0
Trailer Bitches (21-26) IP H R ER BB SO HR PC ERA SCORESHEET
J.Litsch 6 7 3 3 0 2 1 88 4.70 A1 C6
J.Grabow HOLD(4th) 1 2/3 0 1 1 3 2 0 40 2.52 C7 D5
C.Breslow 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 4 2.45 D6 D6
O.Dotel LOSS(1-3) BS(3rd) 0 2/3 1 1 1 1 1 1 16 5.35 D7
Totals 8 1/3 9 5 5 4 5 2
Proctologists (14-33) IP H R ER BB SO HR PC ERA SCORESHEET
B.Bonser 5 1/3 7 4 4 2 4 2 97 6.49 A1 C6
D.Braden 2 2/3 1 0 0 1 2 0 45 3.90 C7 D7
B.Thompson 0 1/3 1 0 0 1 0 0 14 7.46 D8 E1
J.Bergmann WIN(1-0) 0 2/3 0 0 0 1 1 0 9 1.93 E2
Totals 9 9 4 4 5 7 2
ATTENDANCE- 6,029 DATE- Thursday, May 28th 2009 TIME- Day
T- 3:20
LEFT ON BASE- Trailer Bitches: 9 Proctologists: 7
DOUBLE PLAYS- Trailer Bitches: 1 Proctologists: 1
DOUBLES- S.Drew(8th), S.Schumaker(6th), C.Gomez(5th)
HOME RUNS- T.Helton(6th), K.Kouzmanoff(4th), J.Baker(4th), M.Thames(8th)
WALKS- T.Helton, F.Tatis, S.Drew, C.Snyder-2, G.Anderson, L.Overbay, G.Laird,
B.Dewitt
STRIKE OUTS- S.Drew, K.Kouzmanoff-2, C.Beltran-2, A.Laroche, A.Jones, J.Baker,
M.Thames-2, L.Overbay, A.Hill
GIDP- I.Kinsler
WEB GEMS- Top 4th: Jack Wilson robbed Ian Kinsler of a base hit.
Chainsaw Proctologists won a dramatic crowd-pleaser over Santa Fe Trailer
Bitches at the ballpark pulling it out in their last at bats, 5 to 4.
The game was decided in the bottom of the 9th inning. After an out was
recorded, Jeff Baker smashed a bases-empty 'big-fly' (his 4th of the season)
giving Chainsaw the victory as 6,029 happy fans celebrated wildly. Chainsaw
and Santa Fe each finished the afternoon with 9 hits.
The winning pitcher was Jason Bergmann(1-0) who allowed no runs in 2/3 of an
inning. The loss was charged to Octavio Dotel(1-3) in relief. He surrendered
1 hit and 1 walk in 2/3 of an inning.
SCORESHEET: 2008 Santa Fe Trailer Bitches at 2008 Chainsaw Proctologists
T.Helton-A1 A1:G/43 B1:W>b1 C1:HR>1# D1:G/43 E1:Si>13
b#
F.Tatis-A1 A2:F/9 B2:P/6 C2:F/8 D2:W>b1 E2:G/43>1
J.Hairst-D8 2
S.Drew-A1 A3:Si B3:K *6*:Do D3:Si>13 E3:IW>b1
K.Kouzma-A1 A4:K *4*:Si C4:HR>2# D4:L/5 E4:K
b#
C.Beltra-A1 *2*:Si B5:L/4 C5:K *8*:K
I.Kinsle-A1 A6:G/43>1 B6:G-DP/6 C6:Si D6:F/7
M.Lorett-D8 2 43>1o
A.Laroch-A1 A7:G/43>2 *5*:G/63 C7:Force/ D7:K
3 14>1o b1
C.Snyder-A1 A8:F/8 B8:W>b1 C8:F/8 *9*:W>b1
M.Prado-E1
J.Flores-E5
A.Jones-A1 *3*:G/43 B9:K *7*:G/53 D9:F/8
W.Tavera-A1 A1:F/8 B1:FC/52> C1:G/53 D1:K E1:HR>b#
J.Baker-D1 3o 12
S.Schuma-A1 A2:Si B2:Do>2# *6*:Si *8*:G/13
1#
G.Anders-A1 A3:L-DP/4 B3:F/9 C3:Force/ D3:W>b1
3>1o 36>1o b1
M.Thames-A1 *2*:K *4*:HR>b# C4:F/9 D4:K
L.Overba-A1 A5:F/7 B5:F/9 C5:K D5:W>12 b
1
C.Gomez-A1 A6:G/63 B6:F/8 *7*:Do D6:Si>23
B.Harris-D6 12
G.Laird-A1 *3*:G/63 B7:G/63 C7:F/7 D7:W>3# 2
3 12 b1
A.Hill-A1 A8:Si *5*:G/53 C8:F/8 D8:K
J.Wilson-A1 A9:Si>13 B9:G/63 C9:W>b1 *9*:G/63
B.Dewitt-C9
K.Fukudo-D2